Lemme be the First to wish you a Blessed New Month! Itz Leo time baby!
Been so long since my last log post….feels like forever to me tho. Been Lounging in school seeing how things are done. This aint no New World Order, it’s an Age old tradition.. A new civilization for me… BIOBAKU ~ The Unilag Hostel!
I never went to a boarding school neither did i stay away from home,away from my parents, stubborn brother and noisy sisters. So y’all should know why moving into the hostel was a new experience for me. Had to do some mago-mago sorting before i got my bed space nsturvz. Yup that’s how things are done in Naija!
I experienced quit a lot of things being in the male hostel( the idea of no chics allowed kinda sucks tho).. Ok lemme just drop few ov ‘em.
1) Meeting My Roomies: Picture this; Packing your bags into a room for the first time and meeting 8 total strangers you will have to cope with for 2 months. Yup! that’s how i felt, Who are these people? Will they accept me? Are they acceptable to begin with? Will we live peacefully? Are they snobs? Damn i hope they don’t steal! Shit, this is a male hostel oh.. Hope they are not Fags! these among other thoughts were running through my mind. They turned out to be the perfect set of people I’d always wanna be in a room with! It was mad fun all through. 5 Law Student,1 Edu Admin,1 Medical Student and 2 Geology Undergrads. I will never forget them!
I can’t believe how easily we all synced and became one. As in! The Amalgamation was madt! Nice people, Hilarious arguments, Contradictions n the Fag jokes were the scariest lol.
Eloka Olisa (100L/Law) ~ The in-house Radio Presenter and The Punisher. We call him “The Punisher” because he cooks good meals which arouses your taste buds and POW! You realize you can smell but not taste lol. #Oppression toh bahdt. Has amazing playlist. He is also how semi-Aristocrat and has a phobia of being anally raped(lmfao!), never goes to the bathroom when the lights aint on.
Okeniyi Demola(100L/Law) ~ Calls himself “Prudent Manager” but We call him “Philosofical Lala”. He has quotes for every situation, from Bible to Quran,William Shakespeare to all the lawyers i can think of. Nigga invests in looking corporate 24/7 suits toh bahdt!.This dude can loke to economize ingredients sha. Often teased in the room cos of his temper. Gosh i enjoyed those moments.
Oke Tosin (200L/Law)~ “Chief Cross-Examiner and Contradictor” Got madt skills when it comes to arguments. He originated the famous “Sardine Stew”, Cartoon Freak, Playlist full of disney themes! He is well revered for his contribution in Tackling our “Command Boy” when it comes to Argumentology. Goof: His manboobs remind us of *insert something terrible,sexy,funny here*
Adewale Lamina (100L/Geology)~ “Command Boy” a.k.a Wales Blu. <~ Hmmm what can i say bout this dude? He is known for his reference to his Alma mater ~( Command Secondary School.) whenever there is a debate. His entire life revolves around that school! (Tufiakwa!). He can hype his people sha! Also, he’s the room’s Fashionista and Skater. He is also known for his terrible cooking skills lol. He Originated the Cunt Rice and Cornt Meal(rice,beans & maize cooked with ororo). Geo-sciences fresh kid, If e no match e no gel. lol His love for Lil Wayne is somewhat religious. Hes’s a good kid tho. yeah we also think he has feelings for Jabzy, we call it “Taurus Love”
Bababunmi Olaolu (100L/Law)~ a.k.a ” Dark Lord” a.k.a ” Mr Melody” he makes some nice melodies in his sleep we don’t seem to be able to decipher, his snores are somewhat cryptic lmfao!. This nigga is blacker than black! He is obsessed with the English language, he can like to gbagaun the roommates at every chance he gets. He is a Master when it comes to Greek and Norse Mythology.He is the tallest of us all. and he never cooks! (prolly cos he doesn’t know how, even his custard is gross!) I guess that’s why he has decided to marry his Crush: Yewande a.k.a Darth Hideous! *d nick name is self-explanatory*
Victor Tomide Olaitan (100L/Law)~ Tommy as he is fondly called a.k.a “Pretty Boy” Nice,easy-going dude. Always trynna do things in an orderly manner. Minimal argument, has this very funny way of laughing(sounds like Chuckie) lol. Speaks the Igbo language almost fluently. “Yoruba Boy, Igbo Sense”
Jabar Ayodele (200L/Edu.Admin)~ a.k.a “Jabzy” Shy type,an introvert. He is like a Volcano waiting to erupt! You just don’t wanna mess with him. According to legend: He has this aura some sorta enigma ish that makes the roomies fear him. #Badtguy. His Quote ~”If i, If i fag Lamina!…”
Lawal Olusola Muh’d (100L/Medicine)~ Our ex-Dip Med-school bound roomie. Fine boy wif somewhat complicated woman matters(story for another day). The originator of fag jokes in the room. Lamina’s bunkee lol This dude never sleeps. always studying and loves making reference to his zodiac sign #LEO, he believes his very being revolves around that sign(i guess). The rooms Chess Meister.
Dotun Akindele (100L/Physiotherapy) ~ Not exactly a roomie. Muh’d's partner in crime. Very funny n this nigga eats with bowls n bucket lmfao! He fucked us up tho. introduced a very fugly chic to us. YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!
We had good times. I will never forget them!
2) Way Too Many Dicks: My most awkward moments are the “Bathroom Moment” guys walking around naked inside hostel is just an uncomfortable site. haba! Niggaz should at least wear pants abeg! …Only God knows what happens in other rooms when these dudes walk around naked. *swallows spit* Issokay!
3) The Noise: When electricity goes off sometimes boys come out to play hehe. Making random sounds hitting metal bars and singing nursery rhymes and screaming “GO AWAY!!!” Whenever the public address system goes on hehe. There’s also this dude who shakes the hostel whenever he is in the building! Boys see him and start screaming OLOYINI OH!!! this dude gets excited like a pagan god and starts dancing! I still suspect he’s illuminati tho *snickers*
4) Jam Doughnut: Ok this dude they call “Wise One” sells Jam Doughnuts in the hostel. Because of the rate at which guys buy his doughnut we call it Jazz Doughnut lol. Some call it “GP Boosting Doughnut” lol Tosin i see you!
Exams are over. Our 100L days are dead and gone. Mistakes Made, Lessons Learnt. #ToGodBeTheGlory