This is the Nigerian Police as we interact on a day-to-day basis in my area:
Police: Hey boy ! identify your self?
Boy : well i’m Ibrahim and i am a UNILAG student
Police: Wey your I.D Card?
Boy: I be fresher naw dem neva give us
Police: Fresh wetin? #edondeymadt abi?
Boy: I just start
Police: So you don press laptop chop oyinbo money finish now u dey lie say na student you be.
Boy: Oga no be so ooo
Police: Wetin dey inside your bag?
Boy: Na my laptop and books
Police: Where you see money buy laptop and this your watch and chain sef?
Boy: Na my mama buy am o..
Police2: Shuo! no be this boy dem dey call arabmoney for shomolu?
Police; Arab what?!!? Good, you are under arrest !
Boy: why na? Police : for prohibition !
Boy : ‘WHAT’ ? Police ; you exhibit too much swaggz plus you be yahoo boy
Boy: Oga no be so naw
Police: c’mon sharrap and enter motor!
Boy : *laughs* oga I understand you,oya manage this N2000
Police: Add something jor..na my oga*DPO* dey motor so and him go take him share
Boy: O.C I swear na N500 extra i get here..i be your boy naw we dey area.
Police: You these yahoo boys ehn…una no dey like show for station come greet us
Boy: No vex my oga just manage this N2,500
Police : you get mouth !..I go dey expect you o!
Boy: No wahala Oga mi #OKbye
Morals: The Police is your friend. Just settle dem. 🙂
Na so it be. Day to day living experience.
LMAO! Niceee….
Lmao
Lwkmd
This is really hilarious and true! 9ce 1.
LWKMF… Yahoo Boy to go and GREET the Police… Hahahaha… Nice article… Keep it up
Thanks for thiS… Now I know how to deal wid d popo. Na to dey kip dere own pocket money inside glove compartment from now on.
#SharpGuy
Nice
Omgee!
Lmfao… This is Beautiful…
Na so mehn 😀
U don kolo!….lmao