Phone Sex

Phone sex is common among teenagers and adolescents. I am not saying adults don’t do it.  Phone sex could be oral or written. Thanks to blackberry messenger the latter has become more common. From peoples’ views, I heard it’s so fun, yet annoying because after everything has been said (typed) & done, one goes to bed alone horny. A mere late night chat leads to loads of things…….

Mr. Yinkxx:      hello

babydammy:    hi.

Mr. Yinkxx:      how are you doin?

babydammy:    I’m fine oh.  Right where you leave me.

Mr. Yinkxx:      #gbagaun

babydammy:  ode ni e. Mistake jo. U sha left me.

Mr. Yinkxx:      ah ahn! How can u say dat?I dint leave u jo.

babydammy:   yes, you did.

Mr. Yinkxx:      sowi, I’ve been busy with work.

babydammy:   I bliv u sha.So how are you doing?

Mr. Yinkxx:      doing fine, omo-boy gas hustle naw.

babydammy:   true! and how’s  your gf?

Mr. Yinkxx:      she’s fine, she hz traveld for 2weeks now.

babydammy:   ok

Mr. Yinkxx:      I miss u oh. Really long I saw u mehn. Esp that your smile

babydammy:   *iBlush*I miss u too.

Mr. Yinkxx:      when r we seeing sef?

babydammy:   depends on you now. You know babcock is on holiday, u’re the busy office guy.

Mr. Yinkxx:      lol… how about this weekend. We see a movie, then get drinks & go to my place.

babydammy:   if you say so oh.

Mr. Yinkxx:      I mean it jo.. u know I alwz love ur coypanyCompany*I cant wait to see you.

babydammy:   I cant wait to see you too. I like your DP, cute!

Mr. Yinkxx:      thanks hun. So what you doing atm?

babydammy:   nothing. Jus lying down & chatting with you dear.

Mr. Yinkxx:      same here. Lying down in my room alone.

babydammy:   don’t worry I’m coming to keep u company.

Mr. Yinkxx:     lol.. I so wish dear. I miss our last time out.

babydammy:  I miss it too. It was such a wonderful time.

Mr. Yinkxx:      I miss kissing u…

babydammy:   Hmmm.. I hear you. Dt made me close my eyes for a bit

Mr. Yinkxx:      looking forward to this weekend……wanna kiss ur lips, neck, boobs & tins

babydammy:   Omg.. pls stop Yinka. Don’t make me start thinking already.

Mr. Yinkxx:      & I will like u to kiss me back passionately.Making ur head fallin back when I kiss ur neck & touch ur boobsOnly if I cud make a wish rite now. You will appear in my room

babydammy:   Ughhhhh…Stop…I want!!!…… :’(

Mr. Yinkxx:      Tryin to get it off my head

babydammy:   In dt bit second, d feelin wz mad

Mr. Yinkxx:      I wish u cud just knock on my door rite now. I open up for you & ders this long silence & stare.

babydammy:   what will now apn after d long silence & stare *sigh*

Mr. Yinkxx:      Make u lean against wall, my right hand on ur cheek & d other on ur waist…kissing you affectionately

babydammy:   OMG!!!

Mr. Yinkxx:      Ur hands around me too

babydammy:   Jeez!!!!

Mr. Yinkxx:      Sliding my fingers into ur hair…as kiss goes on

babydammy:   u know jus how I like it. I am staring at your pic and biting my lips,*Dreaming n imagining*

Mr. Yinkxx:      My oda hand coming up slowly, caressing ur curves Ur moaning quietly too

babydammy:   OmfggggI miss u so much I wanna cry

Mr. Yinkxx:      Touching ur boobs Bending to kiss ur neck, lick ur ear

babydammy:   Ahhh!! Yinka, Uv killed me

Mr. Yinkxx:      Ur hands restlessly all over me

babydammy:   U sure knw how to get me

Mr. Yinkxx:      Touchin ur boobs as u rip off my shirt, I unlock ur bra wit a snap too.now we lying down, & I’m just goin to suck on d boobs

babydammy:   OmgOmgOmgUr making me want you so much

Mr. Yinkxx:      you know I cant resist you

babydammy:   I am freaking turned on.

Mr. Yinkxx:      In a split second, ur top is off. D body kissing is more Slowly from ur cute lips Gently to ur neckHands on ur boobs & down & down

babydammy:   i picture u inside me already.Omg.. I’m wet Heart is beating real fast here Ohhhh lawd!

Mr. Yinkxx:      I want to slide ur panties to d left & lick u upTickle u wit my tongue

babydammy:   Oooooooooh myyyyyyy gawd!!!!

Mr. Yinkxx:      Tongue rubbing fast on ur c**t, as u grab your boobs firm

babydammy: OMGooooodnesssssss!!!I dnt thnk I’ve ever wanted you ths much b4Uv made me so horny

Mr. Yinkxx:      IMG01193-20091009-0222.jpg (57.89 KB)

babydammy:   OmggggggggggggggggI wantttttAhhhh

Mr. Yinkxx:      first tin on Saturday, even before movie.

babydammy:   pls yesss! Ths is sweet torture

Mr. Yinkxx:    My hard d**k point rite in front of ur V as I step to kiss u again

babydammy:   Ahhhh jeez

Mr. Yinkxx:      Licking ur lips

babydammy:   plsssss stop Ur making me want you yinka more thn everOmggggggI’m so freaking wet

Mr. Yinkxx:      I’m imagining u holding my dick

babydammy:   I promise to treat it way beta dan I’ve alwz don.

Mr. Yinkxx:      Awww I just held it.Hardest I eva seen A warm place it craves

babydammy:   Ahhh ths is so bad Gawd! I want u to slide inside me as slow as possible.

Mr. Yinkxx:      yes, baby..

babydammy:   than fast & good like u alwz did.Ok! Ok!! Ok!!! Stop!!!! I’m sorry I had to interrupt that.

Your guess is as good as mine; saturday went very fine & mad. But the remaining part of the night was terrible for yinka & dammy. I’m sorry if you felt restless while reading the convo. I really think this act should stop. Phone sex does more harm than good. Shikena!!! You can fix an appointment for your braps, but spare yourselves the torture.

N.B: this is not a porn blog, neither is it a #subliminal against you. I sense guilty conscience.

 

And Yes before i sign off. This post was STOLEN. yes i tiff am from www.2ndelawalblog.wordpress.com follow him on twitter: @2ndelawal i guess i wont need a lawyer anymore since i’v mentioned him 🙂

Happy New Year 1~1~2011
The Nigerian Police

12 COMMENTS

  1. Why wld ppl stop ds cos yu dnt like it,som ppl prefer to build images in der minds why som prefer hitn it str8. If it pleases ppl to do it,lv them to it n if yu dnt like it dnt practice it. Ds write cld create images too,dats wr self control falls in. 9c 1 der tho.

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