Taylor Swift Or Someone In Her Entourage Farted On Live TV

EliteDaily_Wenn_TaylorSwift-800x400This is a public service announcement: Taylor Swift farted on live TV and everybody knows it.

At the VMAs, Taylor was excitedly announcing the debut of her “Wildest Dreams” music video during a live interview. Swift, apparently so overcome with joy, squatted (in excitement? I’m not sure…) and totally let one rip.

Now, you may assume that I’m just a b*tch and I don’t like Taylor Swift and I’m writing this to embarrass her. Not true. I’m actually a fan of her, and her music. But she totally tooted — let’s just call it what it is, okay?

In case you’re still not convinced, let’s check the evidence:

  1. Taylor’s face right after the fart.
  2. Taylor’s moment of speechlessness before announcing the video’s name.
  3. Karlie Kloss definitely noticed it.
  4. Hailee Steinfeld covers her face with her hands, as if to shield herself from Swift’s butt winds.
  5. She totally farted.

While I’m laughing, alone, in my bed, with less than N200.00 to my wallet, Taylor, the Fart Queen, is laughing all the way to the bank. So, she still wins.

Check out the video below for irrefutable proof of her VMA toot.

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